Apr 28, 2021

John and Jessica discuss, as usual, murdering people, how to wake up in the morning and their appreciation of Brendan Fraser. Did you know The Rock is a national treasure and the basement of Jessica’s office is haunted? You will now! This podcast should be listened to between the hours of 5 a.m. and 8 a.m. because...

Apr 21, 2021

John explains his childhood concussions while Bean sleeps peacefully on his stomach. Prepare yourself for 90210 updates, phone calls from weird friends, and way too much talk about sports. Also, a quick lesson on how to stop a fight between people who are high. FANTASMITO!

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Apr 14, 2021

Didn’t you always want a podcast full of screwed up child memories, 90210 (again), mushroom death suits, paranormal pet TV shows, haunted places, full body apparitions, and Jessica’s scheme to meet Johnny Depp? Well, you got it. Pour some plant ranch in your mouth and enjoy.

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Apr 7, 2021

John, Jessica, and Bean took a 24-hour road trip to northern Michigan so now you get to hear about Jessica’s driving abilities, Bible stories, road tips, and antique stores. Prepare yourself for what might be the longest laugh session ever recorded as well as a futile attempt to get Bean to bark. Technology isn’t...